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"Heaven is where the Police are British, the Chefs are French, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the Chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the Police are German and it's all organised by the Italians." - Laiga
Added by Daegalus on 9/21/2008
"Look at me guys I can fly. . . Glide. . . Nope, I'm falling HELP!" - Justin
Added by Firebat on 9/20/2008
"Dude this standard is so awsome, I run so fast and, oh, oh no, no, shit shit shit I died." - Kolk
Added by Firebat on 9/20/2008
"Why are these guys attacking us? I'm a greenskin, and you are green by association!" - Jason
Added by Daegalus on 9/15/2008
"We're pushing out shit, you can't push our shit back in!" - Laucien
Added by Daegalus on 8/23/2008
"This one time at band camp..." - Justin
Added by Dyrinn on 4/26/2008
"WoW is like playing laser tag with advanced military weapons." - Daegalus
Added by Daegalus on 4/26/2008